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120 items Pages Gold Bullion Paperweight/Doorstop We may all be hard up these days, but that's no reason to act that way! The fact that the pound is not even worth the paper (or alloy) it's printed on shouldn't be a problem. Apparently these days it's safer to invest in gold than putting money in all those banks! Toilet Caution Cone NO home should be without one of these. Potty Fisher Apparently fishing is Britain?s most popular pass time! Space Hopper Stress Ball Don?t succumb to stress! Just let it go by squeezing the hell out of this happy little blob in the shape of a Space Hopper! Brainiac Sonic Grenade Brainiac's Sonic Grenade. And now for a scientific fact; the speed of sound: 770mph. The speed of someone fleeing the sonic horror of the Brainniac sound Grenade - Immeasurable. So, now you can find out how fast human beings can move. Lob the grenade at one and time how long it takes them to leap up and stop the skull-shattering noise. Particularly interesting results can be achieved when individuals are dozing or oversleeping. Until the pin is replaced this thing will emit a skull-shattering noise guaranteed to drive your victim into immediate and frantic action. The best thing is that it doesn't launch into the ear splitting noise for at least 20 seconds after the pin is pulled, meaning you can make a run for it! To stop the noise, you need to re-insert the pin! So if you want to get that lazy teenager out of bed, interrupt a meeting, annoy your parents or just get some attention just pull out the pin of your grenade, throw it into the designated area. Requires 3x AAA batteries (not included). Senior Moment Mints Let?s face it ? we all experience ?Senior Moments? from time to time, such as losing a train of thought or forgetting someone?s name, or that old classic ? ?what did I come in here for?. Of course, some people have it more than often ? or so they say! 120 items |
