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120 items Pages Batman Luxury Bath Robe Are you Holding out for Hero? Where have all the good men gone? Movie Clapperboard (Small) Lights, Camera, Action! Inspired by the world of movies, the Clapperboard makes a great gift. Arse / Face Soap Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face and downstairs bits! The Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on - YUCK! Arse / Face Towel Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top and bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower and try to remember which end to use.This large 100% cotton Arse/Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly and therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really!As one clever wag has said, It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse. We couldn't possibly comment!Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23"). Haynes Build Your Own Engine Haynes, the world's leading publisher and retailer of car and motorcycle manuals, has produced a realistic working model of a combustion engine which you can build yourself. Includes a Haynes Manual which features easy-to-follow step-by-step instructions and a guide to the working principles of an internal combustion engine.Features: Light and sound features Light up spark plugs Moving pistons and a working fan belt Finished Chrome effect Plus, once completed the model maker can register the built engine online and will receive a certificate of authenticity from Haynes Publishing. Designed to be fun to assemble, it will provide an understanding of how a combustion engine works. Satnag Sat-Nag - the in-car non-satellite nagging system. Accurate to within two metres of any back seat driver (or mother-in-law - sorry).There's nothing quite like a passenger with an endless stream of deeply irritating phrases and suggestions to drive a motorist around the bend. This hilarious nag-in-the-box manages just that, with lines galore from the worst back-seat driver you'll ever hear. Sat-Nag is, quite simply, the quickest route to road rage and the perfect gift for any long-suffering motorist. The voice replicates that of a Sat-Nav so it sounds suitably bossy. Warning: We don't mean to be sexist, however it is a woman's voice doing all the nagging!Annoying phrases include (but are not limited to...): "At the next junction, you'll be driven around the bend." "In 100 metres, stop and think, did you lock the back door?" "In 50 metres I'm going to put on my really annoying voice" "Is your short cut really faster when we're stuck in really annoying traffic?" "At the next junction I will ask you to wind the window back up because I am freezing and I have just had my hair done." "If you don't slow down and drive within the speed limit, I'm going to phone the police myself." "In 100 metres, I'm going to ask you to move over to the slow lane so I can fix my makeup." "In 50 metres, if you fart again, I'm going to get out of this car and catch a bus."You'll be driven completely around the bend - literally! 120 items |
